the.nikki.deuce

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vivlio: hippist: unchained-reaction: kiwiiprincess: skate-hig...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:58 -0700

hippist:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG

oh the accuracy ^

love this

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:06:36 -0700

crystalsiasella: collegefitnessfight: child-of-the-darkness: l...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:28:27 -0700

crystalsiasella:

collegefitnessfight:

child-of-the-darkness:

lolitalisa-almost-dead:

merryblossoms:

xshvmir:

strong-and-stronger:

Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.

Yessss! She’s gorgeous!

Can this be a new thing? Please?

This needs to be on everybody’s dash

Always reblog ❤

Yes

I love her thighs

uss-gallifrey: 4gifs: Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:27:19 -0700

uss-gallifrey:

4gifs:

Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]

i love how ants are like the only creature you can literally play god with.

stormyteacup: forsciencejohn: kairakia: asongbirdandanoldhat: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:39:43 -0700

stormyteacup:

forsciencejohn:

kairakia:

asongbirdandanoldhat:

Pretty amazing how that guy becomes a spire.

Dreams can come true if you believe. We should all aspire to be more like him.

a spire to be more like him

aspire to be more like him

nessanotarized: nikkisanjuan: How to ruin your children’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:38:33 -0700

nessanotarized:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

lmaooooooo

Black hole eating a star

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:27:27 -0700

Black hole eating a star

arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:27:10 -0700

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

stronghealthyconfidence: Incredible!!! Partner yoga is so...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:26:51 -0700

stronghealthyconfidence:

Incredible!!! Partner yoga is so beautiful!

my-milkshake-brings: southernbelle-raisinhell: THIS IS A...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:26:29 -0700

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

caityx21: brynnella: kimberlycan: renewinglauren: saschadear:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:51:52 -0700

caityx21:

brynnella:

kimberlycan:

renewinglauren:

saschadear:

exumbra—insolem:

This is the perfect picture to show anyone that’s afraid of recovery because of weight gain. Honestly, look at Demi.

She gained weight and recovered, so what?

She’s glowing, she looks feminine, she looks 1000x more confident and she just looks more… alive.

Recovery is worth it.

She looks alive.

Favorite post on tumblr

She looks so much sexier in 2012, curves are better then bones, trust me

she looks a lot hotter

cutting-is-the-only-way: danceintherain614: worthless-sadness: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:47:15 -0700

cutting-is-the-only-way:

danceintherain614:

worthless-sadness:

messed-up-teenage-girl:

i’m crying my poor baby has to fake a smile once again fuck this breaks my heart

I’ve been waiting for this to be in b&w all my life. Demi my angel..

This literally made me start crying… Cuz that’s me, every single day, every hour, ever minute, every second.. Sometimes I wonder why can’t I just be happy, for REAL for once in my life, just for once..

that last little laugh kills me…

lizjamesbitch: I tell people this all the time. The scary...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:46:55 -0700

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time. The scary part?

There are lots who don’t believe me.

loregasmic: I’m still trying to find the straight guys!

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:54 -0700

loregasmic:

I’m still trying to find the straight guys!

llamagoddessofawesomeness: mytubers: scribble-scratch: ranthed...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:44:25 -0700

llamagoddessofawesomeness:

mytubers:

scribble-scratch:

ranthedictator:

onshiftingsand:

ranthedictator:

alaskan-dreams:

jackiecello23:

meeya87:

outofthecavern:

yourfacesirihateit:

well-fly-ofcourse:

yourfacesirihateit:

luna-magia:

vennyvanilla:

zodiac-ler:

Lol myspace…

Hello Google..

let me lick your face.

I might do tumblr if someone will be my 4chan…

I kinda ship Google and Yahoo

“Yahoo.” An all-too familiar voice stopped at her desk. Yahoo looked up nervously.

“Oh. Hi, Google,” she said, fixing her pencil skirt as neatly as she could sitting down.

“I was wondering if I could sit here?” His voice was sultry, barely above a whisper in the almost deserted library.

“Yeah, su-sure,” she stumbled, closing her eyes momentarily to regain her confidence. “What are you working on?”

“Nothing majour,” Google said, relaxing in the seat next to her. “I’ve had to practically do so many people’s assignments for them because they’re too lazy to do it themselves.” He smiled slightly, trying to warm up the timid girl in front of him. He sat up straighter. “What are you working on?”

“I just needed a break. People kept asking me questions, and I got so tired of it, I came in here to get my mind off of everything.”

“Maybe I can help you?” Google slid his hand up her skirt smoothly, rubbing his thumb against her thigh. She gasped quietly, but did nothing to stop him.

“I—I’d be okay with that.”

DEAD

I SHIP IT SO HARD

HAS NO ONE NOTICED 4CHAN IS BASICALLY SLENDER?

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DON’T MAKE ME START SHIPPING THIS TOO!

Only on tumblr can you ship search engines…

This is just amazing. xD And look at Bing! I could sympathize…being short and all…but he just is trying too hard to compete with Google. Calm down, sport.

“So how was the library, hun?” deviantArt’s voice startled Yahoo, breaking her reverie.

“Oh, uh, it was… Nice. Very nice. Just nice.” Yahoo stumbled over her words, knowing her friend would never leave her alone if she found out Google had talked to her. THE Google.

DevA’s eyes narrowed, stabbing the point of her pencil in Yahoo’s direction. “What’s your deal?”

“W-what? Nothing!” Yahoo tried to swat the pencil away but the pixie-esque girl simply intensified her gaze.

“… Did someone troll you again today? Do I need to photoshop them with elephantiasis in some unpleasant areas?”

“What?! No, not again! It was nothing like that.”

DevA relaxed a bit, stretching in the office chair across from Yahoo. “Then what is it? Spit it out, girlie.”

Yahoo was about to insist again that it was nothing, when a whirlwind of energy bounded up behind her and leaned over DevA’s shoulder.

“Yahoo is just suffering a serious case of the UNFs. Google was totally hitting on her yesterday!” Tumblr smiled mischievously by DevA’s ear.

“What?! Girl, why didn’t you tell me? Are you serious?” DevA screeched, her eyes widening in disbelief.

“Oh, I’m serious. I’m totally shipping it. The entire situation was oozing sexual tension, I can’t even.” Tumblr squealed.

“T-Tumblr! Don’t say things like that! With my luck, Twitter will hear and it’ll be trending by tonight and what would I say to Google if I saw him again and ohmygod what if you’ve already said something to him please oh goodness tell me you’ve not said anything to him andandand-” Yahoo gasped for breath, her head light with the possibility of her long-time crush hearing such nonsense from the hyperactive coworker.

“What’s so wrong with Tumblr talking to me?” A sultry voice whispered across Yahoo’s ear, and by the almost-fainting look DevA was sending her and the evil glint in Tumblr’s eyes, Yahoo knew her life was over. Yep. It was just over.

“Well, uhm, it’s not that it’s wrong for Tumblr to talk to you,” Yahoo stammered guiltily as she turned to look into Google’s wise, blue eyes, “it’s just that, I-uh, am-uh working on a new project and uhm the uh, you knows don’t want me to uh speak of it…”

“Project? There’s no project. Yahoo was just telling me allllll about -” Tumblr was rudely interrupted by a slender hand across her mouth.

“Tumblr and I need to go talk about some Sterek art that has been circulating around between the two of us,” DevA declared a little too loudly for Tumblr’s comfort.

“Mmmmpph, mm, mumph,” Tumblr mumbled, flailing her arms around trying to bat Deviant away from her.

Yahoo’s shoulders tensed slightly as Google sat down across from her. He gently fixed his colorful tie with long, thin fingers. The nervous girl had just begun to relax when suddenly a beanie-d young male came out of nowhere toting a camera.

“Hey, guys, would you mind giving me a few frames so I can show the world all about the newly forming relationship between Google and Yahoo?” YouTube asked pointing the camera directly at Yahoo’s blushing cheeks.

“W-WHAT?! No, we, that’s not, you shouldn’t, YouTube!” Yahoo flailed, her glasses nearly falling off her nose in her flustered state.

The petite form of Facebook trailed up behind YouTube, draping her arms over the teen’s shoulders. “Oh, come off it, Yahoo. It’s not Facebook official anyway. Don’t get your panties in a twist.”

“Leave her alone, Facebook. Don’t overreact. I was only teasing, anyway.” YouTube said, shrugging the girl’s arms off his shoulders.

Yahoo had to fight the urge to to cover her reddening face and run as the camera was dropped from pointing in her direction.

Google merely chuckled, flicking up the slipping glasses on Yahoo’s nose. “Don’t worry about it. YouTube is just having a bit of fun.”

“Well, Google, if you wanna have some fun too I heard of a really great party happening tonight-” Facebook was cut off by a smooth decline from Google.

“No thank you, Facebook. I have previous engagements.”

“You’re such a slag, Facebook,” YouTube sneered.

“You’re such a British wanna be, YouTube!” Facebook screeched, following the young teen away to the social side of the office.

After giving an awkward chuckle, Yahoo cleared her throat and arranged papers on her desk that clearly didn’t need rearranging. “So. Um. Previous engagements? That sounds fun.” Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Smooth, Yahoo.

Google gave a half grin, his lips quirking up to the side. “Well,” he began, ruffling his shaggy hair, “I was hoping I’d be busy on a date tonight.”

Oh. Oh. “That… Sounds like fun. I hope you have a good time.” Yahoo said, giving a half-hearted grin.

Google’s eyes glinted with something Yahoo didn’t comprehend. “I will, if she says yes.”

“Who?” It was probably Twitter. She was so cute and always had the latest new to talk about and-

“You, beautiful.” Oh. Oh. Brain overload.

“Yahoo?”

“Yahoo, is that a no?”

REBOOT REBOOT QUICK. “NO! No, I mean, it’s not a no, definitely not a no.” Yahoo sucked in a nervous breath, letting it out on a slow and breathy laugh. “I mean no, that’s definitely a yes.”

Google’s eyes brightened, adjusting his tie a bit as if he were… Proud? “Great. That’s really… Great.”

I literally hate every one of you.

IT’S BACK

Forever reblog

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:43:48 -0700

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:41:31 -0700

thatshitaintpunk: THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:41:16 -0700

thatshitaintpunk:

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING